When I wear my offensive t shirts, I always make sure to bring a hoodie with me, just in case I need to run into somewhere where there might be kids. I usually only wear them at the local bars and at friends parties but once in a while I will need to run into the store before going out and I have made some parents really mad when they realize what my t shirts says and their ten year old is reading it.

I know that someday I will give up my offensive t shirts for a suit and tie but for now, I am going to wear them while it is acceptable for my age. I may have to switch from offensive t shirts to funny t shirts when I get older, just so that I am still cracking a joke but not offending anyone while doing it.

All of my friends are wearing them, except for our buddy Joe who just got married and is going to be a father soon. He has to grow up, but the rest of us do not have to just yet. Maybe when Joe’s child starts to read, the rest of us will stop wearing the offensive t shirts.